Leicester City Council has been given a "kick in the pants" for using bureaucratic gobbledegook which people cannot understand.
It has been condemned by the Plain English Campaign for putting up public notices which do not mean anything.
The signs, which included a convoluted warning to pet owners about dog mess, won the authority this year's Kick in the Pants award.
They first fell foul of the campaign in August, when deputy city mayor Rory Palmer criticised the wording of the notices and urged improvements.
Mr Palmer said if the award included receiving a trophy it would be prominently displayed in the council offices as an encouragement to staff to stick to simple English.
Campaign spokesman Steve Jenner said: "Leicester City Council is not the only council guilty of ill-conceived communication or inappropriate public relations.
"It is, simply, the most deserving of this year's many similar offenders."
He said the Kick in the Pants award drew attention to companies or organisations which needed to communicate in plainer English.
Mr Jenner said: "The public notices on dog control – which we rightly described as 'barking' in August – are either impenetrable and baffling or as daft as the following example.
"The notice read: 'A person who habitually has a dog in his possession shall be taken to be in charge of the dog at any time unless at that time some other person is in charge of the dog'.
"That notice was the worst example this year and was truly pants.
"It had the hallmarks of being compiled by committee and was meaningless tripe.
"We welcome the authority's attitude and hope it will improve.
"We are looking at sending it some kind of award and I am sure pants will figure in it."
Coun Palmer restated his pledge to do what he could to ensure all council notices and communications are in easy-to-understand language.
He said: "I raised concerns about some of the council's legal and official notices.
"We should be using plain English. But in some cases, the council was publishing notices which were unclear and, in some cases, utterly baffling.
"I have reminded council officers of the need to publish notices which are clear, to the point and use plain English.
"We will also be publishing shorter explanatory notes with some formal notices.
"If we receive a wooden spoon or trophy from the Plain English Campaign, I will ensure it is prominently displayed at the city council as a reminder of our important duty to publish notices in plain English."
The award was shared with sports minister Helen Grant, who failed, when questioned, to provide the correct answers during an impromptu sports quiz.
She did not know who won the 2013 FA Cup or the women's Wimbledon champion.
Past winners of the Kick in the Pants Award have included the Government over the "pasty gate'' row over VAT on pies, HM Revenue and Customs and the Financial Services Authority.
However, one local organisation was recognised in the Plain English awards for the best written documents
The Midlands Co-operative Society/Leicestershire Partnership Board/Leicestershire Partnership NHS Trust were recognised for their healthy eating five-a-day recipe pack.
A spokesman said: "We're delighted to be recognised for the Plain English Award for the healthy eating recipe book, produced with Leicestershire Partnership Board and Leicestershire Partnership NHS Trust. The easy-to-follow recipes have benefited adults with learning difficulties and those new to cooking."
Broken English: Prize-winning phrases in the campaign's Golden Bull section An advertisement spelling out the duties of a manager or manageress for Celtic Carvery & Alehouse said: "Achieves bar operational objectives by contributing information and analysis to functional strategic plans and reviews. Plans beer, wine and spirits drink menus by researching mixology techniques."
A quote by Segro's chief investment officer about its sale of a business park: "The sale is very much in line with our ongoing focus on recycling capital out of assets at the appropriate time in the cycle in order to crystallize gains from higher-value uses and redeploy into other profitable growth opportunities in core markets."
A letter from The Department of Energy and Climate Change included the following information: "The second part consists of an Occupancy Assessment (OA) that adjusts the standardised EPC estimates based on information about the occupants...
"GDARS build upon the information in the EPC by incorporating additional information gathered from the OA about how the occupants in the property actually use energy… I hope this is helpful."
A notice about an open seminar at the University of Essex Centre for Psychoanalytic Studies read: "This paper will be a reflection on what endures and on the archaeology of utterance – an archaeology that is intimately connected to castration. As a Symbolic artifact poetry stands between the darkness of the unknowable – Freud's navel – and Lacan's mirror of semblance in which false architectures of the self, emerge as a parody of the truth."